This post is so unique in terms of our research and discovery, we had to ask for special permission from governments across the world to publish. For the first time in history, Real Aussie Sheds is excited to release top secret information into the workings of sheds and conspiracy theories you didn’t know existed. Let’s get started.
CONSPIRACY #1 – THE MOON LANDING WAS FILMED IN A SHED!
I know it’s hard to believe, but our research into sheds has revealed that the moon landing never took place and in-fact was filmed in an American Barn shed. Due to the props, lighting and concealed space required to pull this off, the American Barn was the perfect choice due to it’s size, customization and floor space.
I was there! I witnessed it from initial construction, colorbond selection to set deployment. They even had me dressed up as a rock at one stage!
CONSPIRACY #2 – WINSTON CHURCHILL’S BUNKER WAS ACTUALLY A RURAL FARM SHED.
Not many people are aware of the fact that during WW2, Churchill actually conducted majority of his strategic war planning from a rural farm shed located in the lands of Devon. Considering he loved his country side, Churchill actually ordered a farm shed to be built as a war room, which also housed his horses and a man cave.
I remember he asked us to build fake bunkers in the heart of the city when in fact his priority was a farm shed to host his horses and war rooms.
CONSPIRACY #3 – REPTILIANS LIVE IN RESIDENTIAL SHEDS
Even we didn’t believe this one, until we discovered the truth. It turns out that lizard people, known as “reptilians” are actually living in residential sheds across the world. Our research has discovered that the top echelon of our government are actually shape shifting aliens and are operating out of sheds built across the globe!
It was a late night when I seen the bugger change into a lizard like man. It ran really fast down the street straight into a residential shed that was as solid as the rock!
CONSPIRACY #4 – JFK WAS NEVER ASSASSINATED, HE LIVED IN A GRANNY FLAT!
Now you probably think we have gone mad, and trust me, so did we at one stage. But jokes aside, JFK is still alive and he is living in one amazing granny flat out the back of his parents mansions. You see it turned out that he lost his mind and ended up back in his parents care. He spent his last days drinking beers and talking nonsense to the neighbors.
CONSPIRACY #5 – ALIENS HELPED HUMANS DESIGN COMMERCIAL SHEDS!
Crazy right? But it’s true. Aliens visited us in the 1800’s and were the first to introduce us to the industrial shed. Out of all the technology they could have shared with us, an industrial shed blueprint was the preference. Now we have factories, large storage warehouses and much more, and we have a lot to thank for it. They also helped design Area 51 in the USA.
The first time I was granted access to area 51 I couldn’t believe just how well constructed the industrial sheds were. Only then did I realize this must be alien technology.